I knew I should’ve shown him Electro-Gonorrhea: The Noisy Killer

You have to sacrifice a goat to it every time a drive hits 829374930 revolutions of its third platter.

Think galaxy not panels.

And the Ethernet port is actually gigabit.

AppleTV connected via Ethernet.

You’re chasing a unicorn with your requirements.

Some people want local serverless playback.

It cannot.

While used equipment is more powerful then a Pi, it doesn’t always fit everyone’s use case and I hate it when people have a “one size fits all” solution.

Can I run it via PoE?

You do‽ I know the person who runs it and they’re completely inept! /s

If you want control over the OS, DRM is going to be tough to get working on a device with a remote control.

I’ve got some PBS kids I’d want to download so, sure

Minus Netflix? Kodi.

With Netflix? You’re not finding anything 100% FOSS.

Tell me more about this PBS Kids downloaded (like where I might find it) 😁