This isn’t a backdoor, the bureau says.

“It isn’t a backdoor because we aren’t calling it one. We named the backdoor Lawful Access, so it’s that, not a backdoor.”

Imagine thinking an ad post will be successful on possibly the most anti-advertisement community on the internet.

But-but I was told Apple’s security was the very best! That’s why they charge so much for everything they make, right? … Right?