Admittedly it was before, during and just after they threw half a billion euros away trying and failing to introduce SAP.

https://www.consultancy.uk/news/18243/lidl-cancels-sap-introduction-having-sunk-500-million-into-it

Wouldn’t mind it. Imagine going to Lidl and walking out with some groceries and a new server and a kayak

Fixed it for you.

Having used some of their, admittedly older, “bespoke warehouse management systems” we’re fucking doomed.

In the theme of above lightroom classic (cracked)

Otherwise not really. You’re looking at digiKam for the library management side and either RawTherapee or Darktable for editing.